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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:19
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Magic Johnson Bluntly Blames Two Players for Knicks' Season-Ending Loss - Sports Illustrated
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Justin Bieber talks 'anger issues,' says he's 'broken' in emotional Instagram post - ABC News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Rory McIlroy destroys tee marker but survives cut at U.S. Open - NBC Sports
No go.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do Democrats claim to be Americans when they are actually Globalists?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
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